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There is only one way to kill a virtual monopoly/corporate powerhouse...Mass assassination. A company can't exist without it's top 30 supervisors, right? You can't keep up the same quota of products sales with that assistant to the night manager at Niketown SF running the company. It will be long and hard, but it can surely be done. It will take a little help from everyone, along with determination and willpower, but it is for the greater good of the industry.

First off, you will need manpower. Puma, Reebok, Adidas, and Converse will need to come together and begin hiring candidates with large histories in gunmanship and more specifically, the use of a sniper rifle (might I suggest Dirtylicious? It wont look as suspicious seeing his large resum in sneaker culture). These people must then move up in the corporate ranks progressively, but rapidly. We have to take it slow and steady to prevent suspicion, but if we dont act quickly, their power will grow too strong and there will be no chance at being successful. After being promoted to chairmen/women, these people will have to come up with the ingenious idea of a meeting of sneaker company big-wigs in order to find a way to lower prices without losing profit. This meeting will take place in Oregon, near Nikes headquarters, to take off some suspicion. Each company will send 30 delegates to the conference in order to mingle and come up with a new major plan for the industry. With the majority of people being from our inside men our coalition will have the right to make most of the decisions about the conference.

This brings us to the specifications of the meeting. First off, we need a great LACK of security. You dont want to be checked for weapons at the door, because YOU WILL BE CARRYING WEAPONS! Keep security to the bare minimum, and reserve the spots only to men and women over 65. As a cover, you can say that they come at half the price of their younger counterparts. These geriatrics will be surrounding the perimeter and will not be let inside for Privacy Reasons. As an incentive, we will tell them that there will be a bingo game/raffle at the end of the night for all security in the smaller of the two conference rooms, since the main hall will already be filled with decaying corpses. Once inside, they will all be disposed (if you catch my drift).

I know what your thinking, where the hell are they going to keep all of that weaponry? Well the big weapons will be delivered inside the giant cake in the shape of giant boxes from the five corporations. In fact, this will just be five real boxes filled with a thick layer of frosting, filled with sniper rifles. We know that everyone from our group will have the cal on them (50 cal, that is), but what will they use for hand-to-hand combat or instances when they need to be covert? Everyone will carry a small hunting knife as well as a simple 9mm handgun. These will be stored in their inside coat pocket, or under the skirts of the ladies.

When will the operation be carried out, you say? Well thats simple, silly. Well get the speeches from the 5 CEOs, and we will be serving hard alcohol throughout that time. Once the Nike/Jordan reps get tipsy enough, we will call up the same CEOs and have them cut the cake. While they assemble near the cake, they will ask everyone to join hands and act as one, as they are all working together in this. Since there are 4 of our men to every one of theirs, we will have one to the right and left of each Nike rep, and the rest in a circle around the cake. In a funny gesture, the Puma CEO will push the Nike CEO into the cake, deeming him blind. The remaining three will break open the top box of the cake, and all of the reps will climb in and look as if they have a surprise. Well there is a surprise, mother loving snipers with mother loving sniper rifles. Still holding hands, our reps surrounding the Nike reps will take a hand each, as the snipers open fire on their heads. If something goes wrong, the henchmen will just pull out their 9s and cap a dude. Security wont hear anything, since they are all deaf as it is. Within five minutes, every CEO, vice president, and even regional managers of Nike/Jordan Incorporated will have been viciously murdered.

Butwont everyone wonder why only Nike reps are dead? Like we didnt think of that, N00B! We will fly in 30 people from Nikes sweatshop in Vietnam and tell them they are going to go the HQ of Nike in Oregon. Well When they get there, they will be hurried into a room with 30 dead bodies and we will simply lock the doors behind them, and we will tell the press that they wanted revenge and they let the rest of us go because we were not part of the problem, but only trying to find a solution. Everyone will eat this up and we will be free to run the shoe business however we please. Good luck Angels, and Gods speed. For My illiterate snipers, I will support this with a comic below.