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emmanuelabor wrote:

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xxxoverridexxx wrote:

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I had quite a learning experience last night. After watching the movie, I realized many things...

1) Vin Diesel's shoulder eats bullets

2) Paul Walker is a poor man's Keanu Reeves.

3) Its really easy to cross the Mexican border

4) Vin Diesel owns 3 shirts

5) Jordanna Brewster is kept in a cryogenetic hub or something because not only is she smokin hot but she looks the same as she did in the Faculty.

6) In order to be head of a giant mexican cartel, you need to be 4'2 and...mexican.

7) Also, you need to be a 4'2 mexican who likes to lean on cars in very cool ways.

' Tyrese is probably still hungry somewhere

9)The producers feel that all of American know what Hermano and Primo mean so they don't need to subtitle it.

10) Nitrous Meth is for pussies

LMAO


literally
I actually liked this cause I went into it knowing it was what it was. I still contend that 2 and 3 sucked somethin serious, but this one was cool enough to kill a couple hours on a saturday afternoon.