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-One time last summer my boss decides to buy us all ice cream. While the orders are being placed he fires the assistant accountant. She is crying and going back and forth gathering her stuff. My coworker who is taking the order asks if she should get the girls order. My boss says "No, I just fired her, she doesn't get any ice cream"...silence...silence...laughs. She was still here while we all sat and ate our ice cream. Now it's the running joke that whenever someone is gonna get canned we're gonna get ice cream.

-I have two bosses and they are kinda good cop/bad cop. When my bad cop boss is out good cop boss allows us to wear jeans or basically whatever we want. Bad cop boss is supposed to be out but phones in and says he'll be in at 2 pm. Panic ensues as we're all dressed down lol. We make plans for no one to get up from their desks unless they have to. Boss comes in and hilarity ensues. If you can imagine 8 or so people including my other boss moving around an office like ninjas so as not to be spotted in jeans, then you can see how funny this was. My other boss gets caught but she is able to play it off easily. At this time we figure once he noticed her he would check the rest of us but luckily he didn't. This continues on til say 445 when my boss has a package delivered and asks me to unwrap it. I proceed to unwrap it and proceed to interact with him all without getting up from behind my desk. I kid you not this was epic and everyone in the office was holding their breath as I performed a subtle ballet, dancing around my bosses watchful eyes. It was comedic gold. The coup de grace came when he asked me to take the object I unwrapped and show it to one of my coworkers who was across the room. There's a barrier that connects the cubicles and my boss was on one side, I was on the other. There were two possible points he could see me at, totaling four areas of vulnerability counting the return trip. I carried the box next to my legs to block his line of sight lol. Thank God I had a polo on. I make it to and from just barely. We get past that and its almost time to go at about 525. My boss is still walking around talking and w/e. He steps in his office for a second and I kid you not, you could see the dust kick up as my entire office cleared out at approx 529 lol. I'm sure he came out his office like wth

I've got a ton of stories. Funny stuff happens at every job I've ever had.